Scumbag Posers Who Pass For Men

Crazy Horse here - Guys like this are an insult to all the real men out there.
So MaryAnn's oldest daughter, Lindsey calls me. She had some upsetting news. Now last year at this time, she was dating this jive turkey named Blake. Blake was an extremely good looking guy, except for the fact that he waxed his eyebrows. It looked totally ridiculous. Last year he came up to her college here in Charlotte and was hanging out with her family like he was a part of it. We all made him feel welcome. There was a pool on the roof of the hotel and we were all up there when he pulled off his shirt and jumped in, well, it was breathtaking. But if we'd known was he was really all about, we'd a been throwing him off that roof, great bod or not. They broke up this spring after she got fed up with his crap, like not taking her calls and then making her feel bad about it. "well, gee Linds, I've been studying so hard." " I didn't think you'd be calling, I'm not that good looking." "No other girls want me." Oh my god, so sad. Kinda reminds me of someone else, another teller of sad stories.
Linds lived with me this summer when she took a makeup course and we helped each other survive the summer.
Today she gets this call from a girl who says she was in a commited relationship with Flake, I mean, Blake for 2 years. In fact he went on their family vacation on winter break while he was dating Linds. So Linds is real pissed off. She's got too much of her mom in her and her pride needs retribution. She wants to go to Blake's house during winter break, slap him in the face, then spit at him. He works for her dad and she is demanding her dad fire him or else. Meanwhile her parents are in the middle of a nasty divoirce. Atleast I got her bail money, just in case.
Man, I knew he maybe had a booty call other than Linds, but a 2 year steady girl and who knows where else that shit was. Yuk!!!
The man or ah person featured in the picture? No, it's not Blake. But he sure is a "poster" boy.
What does this have to do with motorcycling. Not a damn thing. But it don't matter. You can get involved with shithead posers no matter where ya go or what ya do.
Another crazy winter. What next?